Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
That seems a bit like overkill, doesn't it? You should just stick to the standard practice of covering yourself in Saran Wrap and hopping around the house.
vicfirthfan 11
Maybe he meant put a tarp down during sex. It can sometimes be a little messy. Although a towel would make more sense in that case
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Snoeflaek 9
*reads all the comments about sex* *is incredibly confused because not once did the FML mention sex* Alrighty then.
fishinpink 20
#34 we're all just a bunch of perverts don't worry. It is most commonly understood that if a woman is on her period that she is likely wearing a pad or tampon...for me that's what lead me to think sex bc otherwise the vag is safely plugged.
domolovesyoshi 33
Except the FML said that she hasn't even started her period yet.
fishinpink 20
#57 some women do go ahead and begin wearing pads or panty liners a few days before it starts. for instance, I have unpredictable cycles but as most women I know my body well enough to know the signs and symptoms that effect me before I actually bleed. I get super bitchy and the cramps start up and I get emotional (this is what is called PMS in case you aren't aware of what that stands for it is PRE-Mentrual Syndrome - emphasis on the PRE. it can continue throughout the bleeding cycle but for me it decreases drastically once the lining of the uterus shreds I begin to bleed like a Mike Myers victim).I am very aware that she hadn't started her period yet...I know how to read.
worldclassrager 41
Thinking since he knows this question has probably escalated...
Kisaura 7
At least your man will consider period sex. I'd love if my man would consider it, or at Least attempt anal. Not many men are into period sex, girl he's definitely a keeper.
CakeFaceNZ 4
Did he go from being dead serious to just dead
ayayron22 3
i shoulda used a tarp. towls do not prevent stains.
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
depends if you're just sleeping or if you were planning on *******... normally a towel is fine for the latter
Teacherjen 3
I'm female and I thought it was rather smart. I've worn tampons and tampons with a pad and still leaked through the night. I probably should have used a tarp but never thought about it. Each woman is different. My husband couldn't understand why I had accidents. I also don't think period sex is gross at all. Running or sex always cured my cramps. PS. OB tampons are the best!
Lizzy500 16
For the ladies with unpredictable heavy starts or night time leakage (like me) Huggies Goodnights bed pads made for kids who occasionally wet the bed are quieter than a tarp and more comfortable than a towel.... Just throwing it out there...
Beautymarked 12
Don't be so serious with him lol. Everyone has dumb thoughts every now and then. Just hold it off with him and tell him we use towels, not tarps. He may not be as experienced with girls on their periods, period.
iamdman 22
I agree with the fiance here. Put plastic down. Saves the mattress from every whoopsie. From sneaky heavy flow to dropped my damn coffee. Its not that big of a deal. Yes, there are enough layers you don't feel the plastic.