By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 327
You deserved it 56 143

Same thing different taste

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AndelleRae 9

Ugh, that's awful. I can only imagine how that tasted. I'm not going to be a bitch and be one of the high and mighty who say "ydi because you smoke!" because it's none of my damn business. FYL for the disgusting taste and FYL for burning your tongue. At least the meteor shower was pretty, right?

Today, I was eating a hamburger while watching the hot waitress. I was just about done and as I was taking my last bite, my friend decided to scare me from behing, and I accidently sucked the whole thing in my moouth. They don't go out immediately when in your throat.I almost choked to death. FML YDI for eating greasy food. Fast food kills slowly! Poor little cows...

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dzidziaud 5

IM SO JEALOUS!! not about the cigarette thing, that kinda sucks, lol. i mean, watching the meteor shower. i wanted to see it really bad, but it's to bright with all the lights here in chicago. :(

Okay, you know, I absolutely despise smoking and cigs. It's a disgusting, filthy habit that not only harms the smoker, but also those around them, and even the inanimate objects. I support all (if not, most) anti-public smoking laws. That being said FYL OP, because saying YDI for smoking is too stupid. Seriously, you are on your property (I assume), and, yes, while it's true if you didn't smoke you wouldn't have a burnt tongue, if people didn't drive they wouldn't have an accident. In other words, your smoking is moderately irrelevant. Walking is healthier than driving, just like not smoking is healthier than smoking, but at this point it doesn't matter. Agreed with 100. I would most definitely be best if you quit, though, and I hope you do so eventually.

I like how you can't say anything even remotely negative about, say, gay people in public, but it seems to be now a widely acknowledged FACT that smokers are sons of Lucifer and will give you cancer just looking at you. Modern society at its best. Really people... And I don't even smoke anymore. FYL big time OP.

ps: The first bit of my reply was meant for # 158..

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

that's an omen. you shouldn't smoke.

That sucks, it would really hurt. >.< FYL for having that happen, and for having one of those dick friends who likes to jump out and surprise you. I vote next time they do it, you whip around and punch 'em. Oh, and yay for the non-judgmental people, sorry to see we're in the minority. :/

I dont understand why people choose to smoke. I honestly dont understand what would make somebody want to smoke a cigarette. If i tried to make a pro/con list, I wouldnt be able to think of any pros!

good_life35 0

YDI for polluting the earth; and obviously (now i hope you realize) your body.