Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Jellybellybeanz 22
Did you see this kid before? Like did he work there and might have seen you two together? Or was he just some punk who thought it would be funny to say and it turned out to be a strange coincidence....?
iSativa 24
Wise words. That kid is gonna grow up to be a wise monk. Time to move on..
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Comments (66)
messeduplife2 7
My boyfriend also broke up with me about a week ago. It's been extremely difficult and I wish I didn't have to see memories of us everywhere I go.
MrGymnastic 12
Thank you for this. I really wish you could share comments.
thatislife1 2
Kaela?
appforthat 9
I've seen a movie with that exact line. Accept it was said under modified circumstances.
cbcs222 13
If I am correct, this is a line from one of the Scary Movies. I presume Scary Movie 3!
Krb1995 5
I know how you feel. try going to other places and meeting new people. It's going to be hard at first but keep your head up:)
Shyboy333 10
How did you know that the kid was 14 years old?
EdenCrystal 21
He might be watching a little too much How I Met Your Mother
Alikia96 20
The first thing I thought of was How I Met Your Mother when Barney stood on top of the Eiffel Tower telling girls "He's not coming" just so that they would get sad and desperate and sleep with him...
jmvaliente 7
he got a kid to go tell you that while he was hiding lol