Today, I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there, when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says, "He's not coming, you may as well go home." FML
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Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I was stuck home with a cold when my boyfriend's best friend sent me a text saying, "You doing alright?" I replied, thinking he was talking about my health. He replied, "I'm surprised you're taking the breakup so well." What breakup? Mine. He was ten minutes too soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Jellybellybeanz 22
Did you see this kid before? Like did he work there and might have seen you two together? Or was he just some punk who thought it would be funny to say and it turned out to be a strange coincidence....?
iSativa 24
Wise words. That kid is gonna grow up to be a wise monk. Time to move on..
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Comments (66)
chutney_02 22
It just wasn't meant to be. It's good you've found out now rather than later
Witchylady 17
Wise words from a wise kid. Heed his advice and let go of what was so you can begin again. He sounds like a guru in the making.
dreamweaver1227 11
Damn. Talk about tough love.
traviscool 12
plot twist: the boy was the boyfriend.
TallMist 32
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
LRSandTJB412 8
Well your ex is clearly a coward. He can't even face you.
Crofty92 17
#20 Are you broken?
buckdharma 37
How rude of him to say this before you had your coffee.
FemskyD 26
Try n go yo places you havent visited with him with some friends, try n keep youreself busy.. Hope you re okay! Love hurts
bangthong89 5
If you're hurt you.He isn't suitable with you
Hiimhaileypotter 52
I'm sorry, what?
_kyleG_ 34
Kids don't have many filters when it comes to touchy subjects like that. Sorry OP
mt631 18
A 14 year old, however, should probably know not to say something so blunt.
aire101 16
You would think, but most of the ones I've been around are at that stage that they are more perceptive of relationship dynamics, but they haven't been kicked in the teeth by life enough yet to have the filter that comes with experience.
brandoneyez1 25
It's a fresh wound of breakup. Don't let it get you down, and if you care about that boy as much then don't be afraid to go work things out. Maybe something still left.