Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I made chicken noodle soup for the girl I've been seeing to help her get over her cold. From scratch. Everything fresh save for the canned chicken stock. It took an hour in preparation and half an hour to take the bus to her place. Her first words? The celery's not cooked enough. FML
Today, I lovingly simmered a chicken carcass, vegetables and spices to make soup. Two hours it took. After all that, I mindlessly strained out the chicken bones and let the soup pour straight down the sink. FML
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend scolded me for asking whether he’d like his favorite soup for lunch when he was, "in absolutely no shape to survive ingesting food." Two hours later he's greedily digging into an almost expired pack of cheap and nasty supermarket waffles from out of his bag. FML
Today, I asked the girl I’m seeing to make me some chicken soup because I was sick. She replied, “If you’re sick, go to the doctor. I’m not doing wifey shit if you’re not gonna make me a wife, let alone a girlfriend.” FML
Today, I was "that idiot" who spent ages making a soup stock from meat and vegetables, but then while separating it forgot to put a pan under the strainer, so I poured the finished stock down the sink, leaving me with only the boiled meat and veg sat sadly in the strainer. Takeaway chinese for tea, then. FML
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Top comments
Loveya448 0
Oh, yeah. FYL because you have a boyfriend that actually cares. Stop being a whiny bitch and appreciate that he's at least trying to help you feel better.
devildog42787 0
Today I tried to be nice and make my sick girlfriend chicken noodles soup from scratch with some kfc I had but all she did was bitch about it instead of being appreciative. fml
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Comments (223)
gatorgrl1988 0
wow
gatorgrl1988 0
how is this an FML? maybe grandma dying....cheating spouse....fired frfom a job...not this shit. your boyfriend tried ,give him a break. anyways this FML here is bullshit. i dont see how this makes your life ******. i grade this an F.
dentonxx 0
I can't believe there's so many people who don't know that's *how* chicken broth is made. Maybe KFC bones aren't the greatest idea but then again think about how Campell's would make theirs. Bulk ******* carcasses in big giant ******* vats. I'll take the KFC bones please.
bhsnare 0
maybe u shouldve asked him about it before running to your computer to post this, ya? he prolly couldve told u that that's how u make actual chicken broth from scratch. I assume he wouldve told u that if u asked him wut he was doing. be thankful
menschmaschine5 0
Next time learn how broth is made. KFC isn't the best choice, but that's probably what you had around. Learn how to cook someday.
PinkSpaceHippy 0
This belongs on FailBlog. So hard.
tisiphone_fml 0
Seconded.
yesfylhaha 0
Spoilt s'porean bitch think all chicken soups come from cans.
gatorgrl1988 0
i agree with #10. get the **** over yourself. he shouldnt be makin your ungratefull sorry ass nothing. choke on it bitch.
truejerk2k9 0
hahaha he cheap as hell
blastvortex 4
Perhaps you didn't have any chicken stock, noodles, etc.? Perhaps he didn't want to waste time running to the store when he could get the soup to you quicker? You could at least have a laugh and compliment him for his ingenuity. Most people wouldn't think of that. He was, after all, nice enough to get you soup. I'd say that you're making a mountain out of a mole-hole, but this doesn't even classify as a dimple. This is not an FML. Do yourself a favor and quit whining over nothing.