Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML
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Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
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MQ_was_here 0
One word: psycho.
arissia 0
Maybe she just liked the name.
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Comments (129)
DeathByFalchion 0
I didn't know Robert Pattinson went to Walmart.
kayvan 8
Is the baby yours?
BesttFriend 0
Welcome to Wal-Mart :D
judetheobvious 0
horseshit
ThuhBoss 0
Is this Pauly D?
AKADreyadigg 0
well, if she had a baby by someone else, I'm sure she's not as into you as you think... js
sharonthekoolaid 0
aww that's so sweet!! if she loves you this much it must mean something.... no one ever appreciates a stalker's love :(
jt7893 0
hahahahahah
mn_mpls 0
ydi for shopping at walmart
lslaffo 0
well, that's what you get for shopping at Walmart