Love: Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker...

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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Saturday 13 February 2010 12:12

One word: psycho.

arissia 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:19

Maybe she just liked the name.

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melony82 0

Monday 16 August 2010 23:23

"hi! I love you!!!!

stupidmonkey80 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:37

ok so it isn't possible for someone to have the same name as you?!

Yes_That_One 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 21:09

Taylor the Latte Boy, anyone?

dapickle 9

Monday 13 May 2013 5:03

I wouldn't even know what to say.

Sumus125 17

Friday 5 February 2016 22:10

If your name is Michael then I wouldn't worry about it.

keke010 7

Saturday 30 April 2016 19:43

Well, it's Walmart soo... I can't say I'm that surprised

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