Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
jonamo12 0
Why would a guy ever want to shave anything but his face? I don't...
LaLaJoy 2
I think people need to get this through their heads: THE OP DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING A FIRST DATE. And some guys may think that girls like a ton of body hair, but guys like that look disgusting.
givemhell 0
scissors and trim, NEVER EVER shave! it sucks ALOT
IAmBridgette 0
When it comes to males...two heads are not better than one...
Paulak1219 0
lets look at the facts shall we? first post:Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML #2372867 (246) - 05/28/2009 at 1:15pm by ITguy198 second post:Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet. #90 - 05/28/2009 at 3:26pm by ITguy1982 Report abuse So now i ask myself. When between cutting his balls and being in the hospital did he have time to post a FML? Did he write it while his ballls were bleeding?
quietjune 0
Owwww. I've told my boyfriend to keep shaving devices away from his balls for this very reason.
FUCKTHIS92 0
lmaooooooo holyyyy shiiiiitttt :| I feeeel badd forr you lolllll that probabalyyyy hurtsss likee a bitch :!
jaynecobb 0
First: Calling BS on this one. Second: I agree with earlier statements that if you were shaving your balls for a first date, that's just instant karma.
hawkloverr 0
shaved balls are really unattractive.
MrCasanova 0
That is why u get them waxed.