Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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blueeyedkoala 3
Worst fear imagined
kesht1996 12
I can only imagine how painful/ awkward that must have been. FYL
Zero_TAlent_ 23
Funny thing about guys, is if you describe something about out balls being hurt well enough, we can kinda feel it... I cringed a bit at this...
redstone7693 29
I can't imagine the pain :(
apineapple 40
Ouch.
Helldemon 32
Voted YDI and after reading OP's response they deserve even worse. So basically since you won't be able to **** her she's not even worth going out with?
cnl_82 4
I'm a woman and I prefer a bit of hair down there. My husband keeps his trimmed, but no shaving. He tried it once and I told him I couldn't have sex with him, I felt like I was raping a 10-year-old. Neatly trimmed, with scissors. There is a reason they are called "the family jewels", don't hurt them! OUCH!
shannon2348 14
The girl of your dreams us going to find your shaved balls gross. ydi