Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
JOD96 0
Who the **** shaves their balls
ShakiraShakira 7
YDI for thinking you were gonna get lucky on the first date!
iamverybored0001 0
Owwww!!! fyl
1happymummy 14
Ew, I hate it when men have hairless parts :/ its so feminine
jc95sd 3
How'd the date go?
hurley12 30
How embarrassing
ketchuplover 7
YDI for shaving your balls off in the first place!
BostonBear 33
good luck explaining that one...
DarthVader77 9
How was the date? ;)
a_maelstrom 7
Why the **** would you use a knife on your balls