Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
healingtouch 0
Why would you shave your balls anyway? Just trim, man. Trim!
Scorponok 0
Should have just bought some new batteries, you cheap fool.
LaLaJoy 2
I honestly don't believe half of what I read on this site. If you nick yourself shaving, it may bleed a lot, but there's no way the paramedics would have to come for that. Even if you believed the original post, #90 pretty much shows that this FML isn't meant to be taken seriously. :)
lunchmeat317 0
There are so many things wrong with this that it's not even funny. Why the **** would you bring a blade anywhere close to your balls? Your balls dude? Your balls.
jayjaylee19 0
dude... balls... blade+balls= bad idea. that was kinda obvious
Morelcap 0
And I thought shaving/trimming pubes was ridiculous...
jplumbob 4
I am glad I wasn't your paramedic. I would not touch your balls. I would have made you fix it yourself.
gamingawesome 0
Call me psychotic, but i use a nail trimmer
findingmylemon 0
Omg I covered myself when I read this. That blows
peaceoutt13 0
hahhahah! that is sooo ******* funnnyy! but tht really suckss..