Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
What_Willis_is_t 1
332you're an idiot. He said his electric one died.
howie711 0
OMG!! You are so stupid, never put a razor near the boys, that's so dumb! lol
mustangdude44 0
my balls hurt now after reading this
mustangdude44 0
my balls hurt now after reading this
my_names_nico 0
That's why you learn to take your ****** time dumbass, protect your balls bro
Ihaveapan 0
damn that sucks man >.
hanghimXD 0
Aha pmsl XD your life is eventful :3
tayboww 0
Sucks to suck...
ryanbeast 7
I never have shaved my nutsack and never ever will.
writergirl23 19
Lol I told my husband this and he clutched his own balls and moaned.