Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
Kuroftw 0
FYL since it's a nice gesture and you obviously care about your hygiene, but also YDI for rushing it!
SS240 0
How the hell did you not do that with the electric? YDI because you should have been using a razor the whole time. And to all you ball shaving haters, do you like to floss while you eat? I didnt think so, neither does your lady.
ShenziSixaxis 0
It grows naturally... why bother something that's natural? (Unless it's a tumor, of course.)
skiz_fml 0
YDI for shaving your balls
bakersdozen 0
well thats what you get for wanting to look like you're nine again...
shabz 0
Yeah sounds bad...but when the heck did he say it was his first date? >.> all he said was that it was a BIG date...read much?
member0987654321 0
Hallelujah! guys DO shave down there!!
lilyluna_fml 0
aw. i'm not male. but it seems like a place that would bleed a lot. bad timing for something like that. sorry hon.
Somebody52 0
LMAO 184........*is not a guy* One word.....Ouch.
doll_face 0
i can appreciate when a guy maintains his downstairs, but were you expecting to have sex with her? on a first date? seems a bit pretentious to me.