Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
FuzzyWalnuts 0
And to the OP, you really suck at shaving your dangles if you clipped a vein. Use common sense next time you put something sharp down there.
aslate 0
well.... at least u HAD gauze, i wouldve used toilet paper XDDD
paleknight47 0
This makes me cringe Favorited
txninjamedic 0
Don't worry, it'll just be another entertaining story that we share over the dinner table at the fire station... and between other crews... and in meetings.
yay4felix 0
Ouch! Everybody likes to be nice and neat down there, but if it's going to be that much trouble, I wouldn't worry about shaving your balls. Next time you're in a pinch, just try carefully trimming the hair with scissors.
strawberryspacejam 11
imagine what happened on your date........I bet you waddled around with your hands on your nuts and your date thought the whole time you needed to pee. And don't shave your balls.
Anteezy 7
FYL shaving your balls properly is tricky man.
rum_fml 0
oh shit that kills I would have just gone for it in that situation
the5thx 0
total idiot ydi.
Hopersz 0
WTF havent you heard of one of those electric razors? I think thats what it is, either that or hell you know what the hell I mean lol. Wow dude jus be careful and ouch