Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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ColbyGB 13
Like mother, like daughter
firechicky 12
look at it this way, maybe one day you can tell your younger brother/sister you heard their conception.
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Comments (38)
spikekutter 9
what are you waiting for? go get some too!
RavenCheyenneC 12
What does dirty texts have to do with the situation at all?
TheDrifter 24
Dirty texts were getting OP into the mood. A mid that was ruined by the realization, and probable mental image, of her mother having sex.
yanksby7 6
Exactly! I feel like that was thrown in there more of less to tell us she had a boyfriend than to actually prove a point
chanellgymnast 17
Everyone's just in the mood!
michaelm1290 23
Now you know where your libido came from
laurencheese 7
Why can you be sexual but not her
Mossears133 15
OP's mom probably can't hear her being sexual!
bruins46 6
I think the problem lies more within the fact that OP can hear said sexual activity. Never underestimate how traumatic that can be.
boobsarefun 4
yeah ya downsyndrome
firstdayofmay 8
Well the apple doesn't fall from the tree now does it?
deathy94 14
Depends on where the tree is. If its in a hill, then the apple might fall farther away.
yanksby7 6
What the hell happened to my comment?!
life_sucks225 13
im wondering if this is my girlfriend because the same thing happened to me O_o
MissA7X 11
Do you live in Guatemala?
A7XCamaro 19
Not unless there is a California in Guatemala.
Drifting 21
Hey, everyone has to get it on at some point....but at least your mom was getting it on for real! Lol
Dusty_Busters 15
Way to throw us off by making us think it was about you and your bd. What a twist!
Dusty_Busters 15
Bf*