Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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Top comments
ColbyGB 13
Like mother, like daughter
firechicky 12
look at it this way, maybe one day you can tell your younger brother/sister you heard their conception.
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Comments (38)
meherm 11
Has anyone wondered why it's so weird for us to think of our parents having sex but then when it's come to us with our partners it's like no biggie..
wowsaint 4
So its a family business.
Jharrist89 12
That's the worst Op!
PaintedTempest 14
What does "dirty" texts to your boyfriend have anything to do with it?
Epikouros 32
Please go riding and forget this perverted site until you start sexting your boyfriend.
MarissaCristina 13
She could have been having sex with your boyfriend. Now THAT would've have been really frightening.
boobsarefun 4
I love how u added the part about sending dirty texts even tho it was completely unnecessary lol
Brainnnnz 19
What dies sending dirty texts to your boyfriend have to do with this FML?
millsjoshua949 12
Is one thing connected to the other?