Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML
Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML
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Top comments
Econforthwin 15
While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.
Noah197099 17
"Chucklefuck bitch." You Aussies sure are creative.
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Noah197099 17
"Chucklefuck bitch." You Aussies sure are creative.
brittaaany_93 38
We tend to just say whatever comes to mind to be quite honest. It can get pretty interesting!
ThatllDoDonkey 9
See people in Duloc aren't that rude... Anyone want some waffles?
Freda92 12
Maybe OP will want to move to Duloc since there is nobody there who might call her a "chucklefuck bitch" again.
homesuckfucker 28
Don't allow that sort of negativity to bring you down, OP. Some people are just bitter. It's good that you make conversation with your customers! I once had a cashier fail to say a single word to me- not even when I said "Thank you," - and it was EXTREMELY awkward.
rocker_chick23 27
May I suggest the website "not always right"? It has stories like yours on it.
thatcoolguy123 14
What the **** is a chucklefuck? She totally sounded happy today...
mR_lastPlace 8
Am I the only one thinking she got mad cause she has no friends? Maybe she just wants cake... Anyway it doesn't excuse her behavior, sorry OP
hotheadslav 17
Some people can't accept compliments/nice comments, don't take it too personally!
chocolatefrog28 29
... and a Happy New Year! What a miserable twatwaffle.
swanheart 35
Twat waffle and chucklefuck bitch. I am learning so many new ways to insult people today! Will have to remember these for later.
Keilp 6
Well. Gotta giver her credit for originality.
Nissi 17
What's wrong with people? Forget her, so rude.