Transportation: Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation...

By imnotacat - 20/07/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By ummmmEW - 13/02/2010 00:04 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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Grrrrrroooooooooss

By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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stefluvsyou 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:10

well maybe he couldnt resist ur fuzzy soft hair :3

mattsan1992 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:10

it sounds like a shampoo commercial

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popfreakintart 0

Friday 22 July 2011 0:11

My friend did that to me... at the movies.... with a shark tooth bracelet on. ouch.

Comet_Candy 23

Friday 22 July 2011 2:23

Ugh, what is wrong with people?! PERSONAL SPACE! That's so creepy...

AtomicRebirth 11

Friday 22 July 2011 9:54

Ew, bus creepers. =/

taytoc 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:48

my precious hair... must... pettttttttt ittttt.....

spooner7078 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:40

at least it wasn't a homeless person touching you o.0

iBangPoptarts 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 8:49

sensation??? LMAO

theoriginalfake 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:54

get some hair action...

tarbood 0

Monday 25 July 2011 1:41

creeperrr

crazyrainbow 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:26

haha happened to me a while ago!

LittleRRed 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:37

Omg the same thing happened to my boyfriend at cedar point

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Same thing different taste

Grrrrrroooooooooss

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

Gross

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