Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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polico_wolf 0
Why is that bad? Cant you accept that not every man who sees you isnt instantly actracted to you?
strata8 0
Call me sick minded, but I swear this said, "I was riding the usual man...". o.o
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Comments (107)
Jimboom 12
OMG. Wow, your life is like soooo terrible. I mean Wow, how do you like put up with it all and stuff?? Dumb bitch!
123sploosh 0
you're stupid. OP: don't listen to all these sad sorry saps on FML who try to make themselves feel better by acting really rude when you've had a bad dday. i know the feeling. it is really annoying when you are having a bad day and someone keeps staring at you, i know. i am really sorry i hope your day picked up!
Jimboom 12
Uh huh. And the OP's life is really sooo ****** because she thought some guy was staring at her and then she was ?? Shut up you immature peon. There are people out there who have had much worse days than this and you don't hear them moaning about how teerriibbblle their lives are. You know why? Because they get on with life instead of moaning about it like a little girl. Both you and the OP fail and DI!!
tencalories 3
dude this website us based on small bad experiences you moron so shut the **** up and stop hawing words you don't know the meaning of
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi for having such a huge ego and for typing in anonymous when you posted a pic of yourself. Anonymity FAIL!
1215116a 14
This comment makes no sense....anonymous is unkown or witheld name....
shananigans 0
#13, anonymous means "of unknown name." Look it up. Just cuz you know what she looks like doesn't make her any less anonymous.
Gwyndion 9
Seems to me that he likely spoke the truth and that you need to downsize your ego unless he was directly staring at your face or over 5 minutes.
riku3220 2
He could've also easily been lying and used the window as an excuse. I put FYL and YDI cause this one could go either way.
Ohmar 0
you judgemental bitch i ******* hate it when people say stop staring when you're looking out the damned window, i hope the window shatters on your sorry ass and cuts you up bitch
lazlow_fml 2
Wow... ok, it was a bit of an over-reaction on the OP's part, but to wish for the window to shatter in her face...you have serious anger problems.
scateice 0
What the ****, calm down...
123sploosh 0
PEOPLE like you, the poster no the OP, need to please leave the planet earth immediately.
FromCFL 0
Buy a car to cart your freakishly oversized head around.
BabaBlackShirt 0
Woah, Since I'm on my iPod I see pictures of OP. He's got two FMLs up within the past two days. His neighbor kicked his 'happy sack' last time. Bacause of that, I'm assuming these were in the same day. Crappy day, huh OP?
kerraaay 0
The OP is a woman and is anonymous
flying_vegan 0
And from a completely different place than the happy sack guy. BabaBlackShirt is so much fail.
tanman0401 4
This person's profile pic is the same as the water fml. And also looks like a dude
mitch707 0
SHUTDOWN BITCH
WOW_idc123 0
Whoa u guys calm down. I had guys stare at me in school and I dont instantly think oh they are looking at me because I'm hot. Maybe op they was just a bit annoyed tht someone kept staring at them. Not because they thought they were the center of attention.