Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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polico_wolf 0
Why is that bad? Cant you accept that not every man who sees you isnt instantly actracted to you?
strata8 0
Call me sick minded, but I swear this said, "I was riding the usual man...". o.o
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Comments (107)
ROARpie 0
staring at you my ass
xd0rkiee 0
How do you know whether the OP was "snippy" or not? She could have been polite about it. We can't tell how she said it, considering we're reading it.
Zac555 0
so what. did you expect him to say he liked u or something
ColdGold 6
So why did it have to be the window behind you? Sounds like he was staring at you. Or maybe in your general direction. Anyway, he didn't have to get all prickey about it.
katiewubsmusic 0
You were feeling horny and you wanted him to say something sexy. It's okay. Denial doesn't help. Lol.
42billybob 5
i hate it when attractive girls are on the same bus as me, because it restricts where i'm allowed to look without this happening.
crazyderrub 0
haha, but it's not a real fyl.
Ragna_fml 0
#94, So staring out of the window where another person is seated is fine, but if its the OP or you its a bad thing? Get some damn sense woman. YDI
dancerr16 0
fail
tencalories 3
hahaha I've been in that guys shoes before and it pisses me off when people assume I just love to stare at their ugly ass