Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
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Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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polico_wolf 0
Why is that bad? Cant you accept that not every man who sees you isnt instantly actracted to you?
strata8 0
Call me sick minded, but I swear this said, "I was riding the usual man...". o.o
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Comments (107)
mafi0 0
maybe you'll keep ya bullshit to yourselfnext time
HumptyHump 0
Hahaha he sure told you... I woulda spit on you.
Sapphy 0
I said something similar to guy who accused me of looking at him. I was merely staring off into space. so you kinda deserved it for snapping at him
Anteezy 7
Sigh, how could you think you don't deserve this. Being so vain to think that everything revolves around you even though it's so much more logical that the person was staring outside the window. You probably think you're the hottest thing to ever walk the earth and feel that everyone should feel sympathetic towards you since you had a bad (hair) day. Grow up and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
coffee_addict7 0
That's a lot of assumptions to make considering the only information you were given was that someone appeared to be staring at her, it bothered her, and she politely asked him to stop. How does any part of that make her conceited?
pshnoway 0
Wow, you're stupid and self centered. This is not an FML, this is just you being stupid and rude. YDI. Also, grow up.
Trebie 6
What kind of weird bus were you riding? Most (in fact... all) buses I have ridden have huge windows on each side of the bus. Couldn't he find some other spot of window to stare at? Even still though, not much reason to call him out on it, unless he had been doing something inapproporiate at the same time.
xxxNataliexxx 0
Wow you posted another gay fml, Your not cool posting 2 in 1 day
randomness28 0
Umm, you do know what anonymous means right?
Smegmaost 0
Yeah I totaly understand OP on this. Hate it when I feel like I'm stared at, especially when I'm in a pissy mood
Smegmaost 0
#84.. Nice to see some with common sense
coffee_addict7 0
How is this conceited? If she gets hit on all the time I think that's a pretty good reason to conclude that she actually is attractive. But that wasn't even the point, the point is that it is freaking annoying and it gets old VERY quickly. Guys approach me sometimes. There, I said it. Does that make me conceited? It's just a fact. I'd prefer that they didn't. I'd rather be left alone. I'm glad it doesn't happen more. I pity girls who have to put up with that all the time.