Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
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startafire 0
Why the hell would you do that? Pervert. Besides, a lot of elevators have cameras too.
WakingTheFallen 2
Why would you want to pull your pants and underwear down anyway?
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Comments (214)
brianjman14 23
u r a ******* retard y the he'll would u do that?
whataloadofbull 0
You're gonna get kicked off campus for doing such retarded things in a coed environment.
answeryourphone 3
I thumbed you up because I liked your picture
iwadasn 33
It really didn't occur to you that someone else might get on the elevator? Your stupidity astounds me. I can't even describe how much YDI.
chupacabra141 9
haha I agree
Cruth 2
Are u retarted? Seriously anyone with a braincell would had known that could/would happen. YDI for being a ******* brainless idiot. Get a life.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Not to be a grammar or spelling nazi, but don't be calling anyone retarded or a brainless idiot when you can't even spell 'you' or 'retarded' right, and when you can't even type right. Usually I let peoples' grammar and spelling mistakes go because it's the internet and I don't care, but when someone like you is calling someone dumb and can't spell or talk right, it's really ironic and you have no room to talk
Link5794 18
Anyone without a brain cell would lack the ability to send a synapse through the nerves, causing certain muscles to contract in such a way that they remove their pants and undergarments.
xxmollyxx 25
That is extremely retarded. But atleast your name is witty! :)
syd_schs 0
okayy whttha ****? that's not even stupid...that beyond stupid? ydi definitely
wellinever 5
Caught exposing yourself to yourself. YDI loser.
Nolan2012_fml 0
haha well he just needed prof they were still there and i bet she couldn't see anything anyways.
LEPOfficer 0
LOL This was really funny to me, idk why...
jollyjam1 2
I think your college needs higher admission standards.
babybubz 0
ummmm.. WTF? who the hell pulls his pants down for kicks while riding alone on an elevator? how is that enrertaining in any way? I'd understand maybe drunk with your friends ...but from the sounds of it... you probably don't have any.