Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw a woman struggling to hold the elevator. Trying to be helpful, I jumped forward and pressed the “close doors” button, thinking it was “open doors.” The doors shut right in her face. I had to awkwardly ride up ten floors in silence with three witnesses. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
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Top comments
startafire 0
Why the hell would you do that? Pervert. Besides, a lot of elevators have cameras too.
WakingTheFallen 2
Why would you want to pull your pants and underwear down anyway?
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Comments (214)
Blue_Coconuts 7
How didn't you feel the elevator stop? You wanted to be caught you pervert.
schalk 12
Yeah how fast do those doors open also? It should've closed catching your junk and earning you a Darwin award.
Dawkrida 0
y would u be imbarressed
adam123add 0
translation?
MizzErikaHart 8
embarrassed...Im bare assed
passwordis_fml 2
I guess the kick is to be naked while having a risk of being caught. So you'd think the kick is much bigger when actually being caught right? so what's the fml.
vetter_fml 0
you probably just inspired her to take the stairs from now on. She'll be thanking you...you know, if she can ever look you in the eye without laughing hysterically.
saranottelling 7
I can already imagine what happened when they saw the footage from the elevator... "Hmm... The elevator Tuesday night. Lets look at this... WHAT THE F**K?. THAT'S SO NASTY. THAT GUY DOESN'T HAVE THE BODY FOR NUDITY IN A PUBLIC SETTING..."
passwordis_fml 2
pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like fool with ur pants on the ground. lol I was just thinking about that song. Thanks General Larry Platt
anonymous45610 0
how stupid are you
Nic_hole 0
umm YDI, haha! how did she react? I would have lmao!!
youthink_fml 0
You made it into college? Seriously?
kimilei 0
EXACTLY what I was thinking.
anonymous45610 0
I second #30's comment :D