Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
What should I do?
Today, I got rejected by a girl I was talking to. We had mutual feelings, and I waited a long time for her to be single again. We talked, made out, and now she has gotten into another relationship, acting like she doesn't like me anymore… but still wants to be friends? FML
Dating is hell
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
That's the rule
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Crushed
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
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Fortuitous 0
When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.
perdix 31
I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a ***** and I had already paid upfront for our "date."
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Comments (109)
luis01 0
lol don't give up bro
thewife5 19
just cuz she's on a dating website doesn't mean shell date anyone.. geez relax!
invisiblegirll 0
why would you date someone online...
nerdsgetmehot 23
I met my boyfriend on a dating site. *Prepares for judgment*
TheDrifter 24
With a name as great as that nobody will judge you nerds ;)
ichem_fml 0
Keep on rooling bro
Jeremy_162 6
hahaha that was wonderfully random :)
goalie001 0
or maybe she is a bitch AND a *****
blahzz 4
Thats funny. It made me haha out loud. Guess its time for you to fap fap fap.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, you could be right, 15. IMO, though, if you're just looking for friends and want to ease into the whole dating scene, facebook, meetup and the like would be better places to find those people. It's only reasonable to expect members of a dating sight to be looking for dating relationships.
welandedonthemoo 5
maybe u were on stalker status
Musicobsessedxx 0
Bahaha this is epicc