Work: Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact...

By Bill Harrison - 19/07/2011 15:19 - United States

Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML

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You deserved it 6 746

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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You deserved it 4 494

By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 583

By missedfistbump - 20/03/2013 14:31 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

lol that sounds like fun!

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

You just described last nights wet dream.

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CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

lol that sounds like fun!

JiggaJayZ 16

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:13

Midlife crisis nbd

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:13

At least he didn't dress up as someone from Harry Potter.

WellThatSucksMaj 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:13

just another day at the office....

xcassiecassx 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:15

dude, your boss is cool.

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:15

Why does this remind me of Family Guy?

clumsylittleme 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:16

Me too ;) !!

jorrrdddinnn 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:17

Your boss is awesome! Role Models reference FTW! :)

lbumbblebee 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:18

I don't see the problem here ? Your boss sounds like a can full of fun!

littlemissFYL 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:25

F your boss's life! do you know how long it'll take to remove that makeup?!

daisyloo 7

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:32

Sounds like a normal work day!:)

AnagenisisZagus 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:36

That is why you buy the novelty KISS tongue. You think they just wipe that shit off? How wrong you are!

DeepDownThere 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:48

This guy deserves it just because he doesn't know Paul Stanley's name.

norskchic 9

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:05

that sounds hella bro.

GGimabeast 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

no u

PinkHorset 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

Should have taken a video! Viral Video, anyone?

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:27

like a boss

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

You just described last nights wet dream.

Jdeluxh 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:29

You miss are awesome!

elizabeth9m 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

lmfao .

JesusFishTaco 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

That sounds ******* incredible!

Ahlph 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

Doesn't sound very normal to me.

AmethystRain 20

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

Quit bitching, at least your job sounds entertaining.

howslife123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

blame the magical shrooms!!

Midnight12 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:11

That is so awesome!

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Same thing different taste

Guess who?

Dat ass

Weird guy

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