By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Daerauko 0

good, stop irritating people

If you're that bored, how about helping your mom with the dishes instead of being an ass?

Comments

TeonaElaine15 4

Lmao. Wish I could've seen that.

Lol!! I'm sorry but if my son did the same to me when I was cleaning and pissed off, I'd kick him too. In fact I would do it to my poor boyfriend if he even did it.

I hate that like who the hell goes up to someone and says 'poke' ?

Today, while I was in a bad mood, my son poked me in the shoulder while saying, "Poke" so I said ,"Kick" and kicked him in the nuts. FHL(**** His Life)

You should have known that already, dumbass!!

you sorry of deserve it, but any woman should know not to kick a man in his balls.

404wan 19

my ex-boyfriend did shit like this all the time, never ever helping around the house and always ******* with his mom while whining for her to do everything for him. i have no sympathy for you, for someone to respond that strongly you're probably a little shit that lives to bother people because its the only way to get attention. At the same time i have no sympathy for your mother because she raised you to be this way.