Miscellaneous: Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when...

By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By anonymous - 23/12/2014 11:28 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

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Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Your grandpa is a badass. Hats off to him!

Snowkeys 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:27

I hope my grandson will do it without being asked.

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BubbaJ80 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:45

Your never to old to look

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:07

Just because he's old doesn't mean he can't have some fun

vengefulkitty 2

Sunday 24 February 2013 7:53

he's a G

jiraii 9

Monday 25 February 2013 2:48

Your grandpa sounds awesome.

loldatssad 12

Monday 25 February 2013 4:47

Grandpa has some skills!

baileysmama11 3

Monday 25 February 2013 5:21

That's awesome!

WeskersSexslave 15

Monday 25 February 2013 6:34

give him a rear view mirror ;)

Drunkenness 9

Monday 25 February 2013 7:37

Good man, good man.

Inked0803 12

Monday 25 February 2013 18:06

A wheel chair doesn't change a man from being a man

DarthVader77 9

Thursday 16 May 2013 15:38

He is a hoot! Be proud of him!

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