Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
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Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
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luck003 0
did you write him a ticket?
locs376 2
some turns are not legal for civilians, the are for emergency vehicals only. learn the rules of the road before getting mad
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Comments (261)
GhostyG 0
To all you cop haters out there.. Go f*uck yourselves! My dad is a cop who risks his life everyday to protect POS like you. You bitch and moan about how their "pigs" and "above the law" and all that shit. But, who is the first person you call when you are wronged. mind your own business. To the guy who talked about a good cop being a dead cop. You better hope I never meet you.. because, I for one know the law.. and will gladly beat the shit out of you to prove a point. OP broke the law.. big ******* deal.. The officer was doing his job. I feel sorry for you stupid idiots who have to justify your life because you broke the law and have been caught.. and now you hate the police because of it.. Oh, and FYI to the people who hate family members because "were above the law too", I have 3 speeding tickets so blow me! 10-86 to all the LEO's!
GhostyG 0
Oh... And BTW... 85% of the time it's an attitude check. Don't act like a prick and chances are you won't get a ticket.
MissCuteStack 12
Cops can do **** all they save the world ... that's what they think
JazzINC 1
Stupid LAPD
brettrb 18
Dumbass. Cops are allowed to use those little turnarounds on highways, they are there for police, not you.
music12 4
Maybe he got a call and had to go!!
uppy4 3
typical cop. laws dont apply to them
accidentprone3 4
Cops sit on every corner just to find someone to fine that's how they make money nowadays
DeanWnchstr12479 6
Most Cops abuse their power way to much.
kev1029 22
Cops are allowed to make u turns