Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
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Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
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luck003 0
did you write him a ticket?
locs376 2
some turns are not legal for civilians, the are for emergency vehicals only. learn the rules of the road before getting mad
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Comments (261)
tankman165 0
Its called being exempt dumbass. Thats one of the perks of being a cop. Get a fukken life and learn some shit.
a_borshunist 0
They're only "exempt" because shitstains like you don't have the balls to enforce your own laws, because you're too scared of their guns and their money and their superior organization to do the right thing. Call them on their bullshit, settle your own disputes, protect your own person and property. Never let the state have that kind of control. Are you a free human being or are you a slave?
crimson_89 0
**** ya. your my hero a_borshunist.
Hoogyme 0
He can do that if you didn't figure it out already
youthink_fml 0
Shut the hell up, pay your fine, and learn to drive.
fpvbabe888 0
haha man cops shit me, what a dick aye, but you cant really say anything without probably getting in more shit
kpx92 0
you realize this is impossible unless the cop makes 2 u-turns.. nice bs you postin bro
myguitar222 0
cops can make any u turn
picksy22 0
yeah it makes sense that cops can do anything and everything that we civilians cannot legally do. open your mind man. read a book. just because cops 'can' do shit doesn't make it right bro.
Australiasucks 0
Welcome to the land of Oz.
ninjanate 0
hypocrite much?
0mercie 0
In mother Russia, You fine cop!
xBloodTears 0
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