Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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Same thing different taste
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cookies_for_you 0
If you left all that stuff in plain view, then YDI completely.
jair_lhao 0
ouch sucks but hey eat the sunflower seeds
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Daisuki_fml 0
Sunflower seeds? must have been a persian....
vde_fml 15
Dude don't get me wrong, but leaving an iPod, a GPS and the pannel of your CD player in yor car of-course they will be stolen I mean what did you expect?
ash92_fml 0
who leaves a gps and an ipod in their car? you're just asking for it to be stolen, twat.
Rebelwitotapause 0
hmm that narrows it down either the thief is hypoglycemic or... u had the same taste in music as he tasted sunflower seeds and a fastbreak lol yea FYL
iKamikaze 0
at least they didn't steal your car. my car was stolen 2 days before my birthday last year.
jacetopia96 1
fingerprints on the reces if you want to investigate.
califormula 0
of course anyone shouldn't have their car broken into but it wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't leave all that stuff in there for them to steal
hallienick13 0
Well that's an easy way to find out who did it lol finger prints in the wrapper and bag bro :)
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
Ydi. 1. For leaving all those things in your car. 2. For not hiding them somewhere in ur car. And 3. For not having any common sense. Your just asking for it when u do all these things.
tori1664 0
not only did your car get broken into and everything get stolen, but they even had time to eat a snack.