By baby shak - 14/01/2012 07:51 - United States

Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML
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aFreedom127 9

Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.

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Buttsexpirate 9

******* garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.

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xsterlingsilverx 5

Street Stretch! (10 points to anyone who gets the reference. Lol.)

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Clamcreepy 7

10 pts? does this look like yahoo answers? Or a bunch of scooby dogs eager for scooby snacks?

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Scooby always made scooby snacks look so freaking good.

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DeathBunny218 37

I'm guessing if it wasn't stolen you would still be "planning" your fitness regime.

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The_Great_Bevis 3

Well sorry OP but the thief is probably getting more exercise then you were "planning" to unless he sold it

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ladyLALAA 28

At least you didn't make the whole house shake.. Yet...

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Michael_92 20

Is that a reference to a past FML?

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naddification 7

"Guns don't kill people. Nuh-uh. I kill people, with guns. Pow." Use that gun.

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Enslaved 36

Regime is a correct term but I first thought the OP was staging a coup to free the radicals.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I CAN'T TRUST PEOPLE TYPING IN FULL CAPS! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Levvy 22

No. Regime means a prevailing political/governance system. It is nowhere near correct.

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Lemou_fml 25

Levvy - Open a dictionary. Sincerely, a random guy who uses English as third language.

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mbuck87 19

Im sure you're one of those people who always finds an excuse anyway, hence the 6 months

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KelBelAndNats 7

I lock my bike in the shed so this can't happen. But that's logical I guess.

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bassdownlow11 1

There's your sign

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