Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, while I was in bed, my cat licked my nipple. It turned me on. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
Today, I got out of the shower to find my cat staring up at me. Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her, so she jumped up and clawed and tried to bite it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML
Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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Scribble 0
I'm hot for a nice pussy
LilRed 0
Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.
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Misanthropist 0
I bet you believe in horoscopes, religion, and soul mates too. You fail just for believing a mood ring has any influence on your life.
lalatapala 0
Gullible bitch.
lolololcheese 0
petting my cat = female masturbation
000001 0
Geez, you actually believe a mood ring?
Tsukasa_fml 0
Maybe you didn't realize that particular ring is rigged to turn that colour very easily as a novelty. Seriously though, cats are warm and furry and friction creates heat. I remember wearing one of those once and holding my arm out the window of a car for a while. The wind was cold so it turned black. According to the colour chart I was dead. :-p
meleecow 0
Please do not post anymore, save this stuff for twitter and the people that care
King_of_Kings 3
first off, DARK purple means hot, passionate, and romantic! BRIGHT purple means happy! I have a mood ring that i bought at a metaphysical shop (store that specializes in things like this) And that piece of paper you have is wrong. I'm asuming you bought your ring at a local convenience store? But anyway, BRIGHT purple means HAPPY!
mon_e_mons 0
maybe it means the cat is hot for you?
Failercoptor 0
you could have just made this "Today, i wore a mood ring. FML"
Quinnjamin 0
You know, those things react to heat. So your cat must have been temperature hot.