Intimacy: Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright...

By shutupandsmile18 - 18/04/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

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Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 12:06

I'm hot for a nice pussy

LilRed 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:12

Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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damnn_it 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:11

yeah your life is SOOO ******.

akngoah3843 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:12

what are you 12????

pinkfakecheez 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:57

Agree with #5.

_mcs_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:01

THIS IS NOT AN FML. Why do these lame ones keep making it on to the site?

ernaynay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:10

you're a tool, it got purple because it got warmer. it got warmer because you were getting heat from your cat onto your ring.

Juli_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:10

haha you believe in that shit? ydi

Carribu 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:13

WE'VE GOT A FURRY.

Zpecial26 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:18

#14 is win YDI who buys a mood ring and actually believes it? u fail

like_yea 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:18

glad you admitted it, but if you seriously bought a mood ring, YDI

MrRandomness 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:22

If you trust a mood ring more than your own ******* brain then get you're a ******* retard

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