Poisoning attempt

By Anonymous - 10/04/2022 10:00

Today, my mother-in-law tried to prove I was lying about my seafood allergy by adding minced prawns to the tomato sauce. In the last 24 hours, I have vomited and shit so much, plus the lost water weight from the sweating, I’ve lost almost 9lbs in body weight. FML
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Sue her. That's attempted murder... Allergies are no joke.

you can actually file a police report. if that's not an option, then just stay away from her. you are now well within your rights to do so, seeing as she tried to kill you...

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I guess her experiment was right about your so-called "allergy" and you just needed a good weight-loss regimen.

Sue her. That's attempted murder... Allergies are no joke.

you can actually file a police report. if that's not an option, then just stay away from her. you are now well within your rights to do so, seeing as she tried to kill you...

That’s extremely fucked up and uncalled for, I’d sue her or take some sort of legal action, or at the very least cut her out of my life

that absolutely needs a police report. your partner needs to understand these needs to be handled

That’s legally battery. Sue her ass, press charges and divorce her kid.