Poisoning attempt

By Anonymous - 10/04/2022 10:00

Today, my mother-in-law tried to prove I was lying about my seafood allergy by adding minced prawns to the tomato sauce. In the last 24 hours, I have vomited and shit so much, plus the lost water weight from the sweating, I’ve lost almost 9lbs in body weight. FML
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Ellimac21 14
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Sue her. That's attempted murder... Allergies are no joke.

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D J's MOM 10
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you can actually file a police report. if that's not an option, then just stay away from her. you are now well within your rights to do so, seeing as she tried to kill you...

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RichardPencil 30
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I guess her experiment was right about your so-called "allergy" and you just needed a good weight-loss regimen.

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Ellimac21 14
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Sue her. That's attempted murder... Allergies are no joke.

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D J's MOM 10
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you can actually file a police report. if that's not an option, then just stay away from her. you are now well within your rights to do so, seeing as she tried to kill you...

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Sonotsuave 34

That’s extremely fucked up and uncalled for, I’d sue her or take some sort of legal action, or at the very least cut her out of my life

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Crowned Sataness 11
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that absolutely needs a police report. your partner needs to understand these needs to be handled

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poopface82 15
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That’s legally battery. Sue her ass, press charges and divorce her kid.

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