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Today, my mother-in-law tried to prove I was lying about my seafood allergy by adding minced prawns to the tomato sauce. In the last 24 hours, I have vomited and shit so much, plus the lost water weight from the sweating, I’ve lost almost 9lbs in body weight. FML
Sue her. That's attempted murder... Allergies are no joke.
you can actually file a police report. if that's not an option, then just stay away from her. you are now well within your rights to do so, seeing as she tried to kill you...