Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
Today, I, a person who has graduated high school, encountered one of my high school teachers in public. The one known for her rampant ableism against me and tendency to get heated when people don't respond immediately to her when she talks. I've had horrible social anxiety for several years. Do the math. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
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NumberZine 0
Sounds like your teacher is a rebellious drug dealing lowlife.
perdix 31
What's the problem? You might get a good grade and a reliable source of cheap weed.
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Comments (69)
Neferria 0
Way to be an idiot, idiot.
qw1234 0
pity, you sucks
shannieTEE 0
chris dyselski? yeah, he gets that every semester!
UsernameHere_ 0
You dont' care enough to just click FYL or YDI, but you care enough to leave a typed message?
tdd1006 0
Maybe it was the first day, and there was a guest teacher or something
Bllasae 0
You've never seen your teacher, before?
craZ3 0
**** it XD
cwl727 33
Wait have you never seen your teacher before? I am confused.
fantasyworld 39
That was the point though.
mo3zz 13
The whole purpose of psychology is to be less if not non judgmental, to have a better understanding of different lives and backgrounds. even if he was what you labeled him, you should ask yourself what events pushed him in that direction.. psychology 101