Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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kerrygirl 13
dont worry he sounds like an ass
inkedshadow 0
its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(
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3P0N1N3 0
They left you there? What would you prefer? To join them?
chunkofchange 0
oh boo hoo
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
YDI FOR BELEIVING IN STARS
gtdoll 0
YDI FOR!...wait? Stars don't exist??!?!?! Damn those star like helilcopters.....
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
cry me a river.
itsz_madi_bro 0
wtf?? wat a douche!
mehwhateverr 0
he doesn't sound like a jackass, but i do feel sorry for you, because that does hurt. fyl.
AliMarie 0
YDI because there is more to this store that you're clearly omitting.
ilovemagic9 0
This happened to me, more than once. In my situation, the guy didn't get up and kiss a girl right off the bat, but it was a progressional thing. I understand exactly how you feel, and I'm sorry.
giganticbrain 0
I like how the OP assumed that this guy had it for her. You self centered ass. Oh yeah, because, if somebody asks you to stare at stars with them, it means they have something for you. You make me sick.
quiddity 0
Stop acting like an asshole. Watching stars usually falls under the romantic category; most people will not just ask acquaintances to lay down and look at stars with them. You don't know if the OP was exactly good friends with her crush or not, so you have no right to say that she's a "self centered ass" for believing that stargazing together = him liking her. If they were not very close, and he asked her to look at stars with him while lying on the ground together, of course it sounds like a flirty or romantic move on his part. And you don't even know if the OP thought this guy liked her back. It's pretty damn embarrassing in itself to just be lying on the ground with someone, and then have them suddenly abandon you to make out with another person. Plus, it would just make her feel worse, finding out that her crush was taken in such a humiliating way. You make me sick, you arrogant, judgmental idiot.
anonacs 0
And you jus layed there watching? That's your fault. He finished watching the sky with you and did something else. Not a big deal. Grow up.