Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
dont worry he sounds like an ass
inkedshadow 0
its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(
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Comments (84)
shootingstar8D 0
Ur better off without that asshole
p00p0ster0us 0
Very weird for the guy to just get up without a word and walk away like that. Very strange.
moonlight_daze 8
YDI for thinking your stupid problem is even significant after looking up at the vast night sky..
Nadiateher 2
wow major asshole!
hibrnatingcookie 0
why the **** did you lie on the grass if it was wet?
mvper 0
Forget about him. He is a bad guy. BTW, stop being naive.
Emogrl_181 0
If he can't already see that you like him then tell him. If he doesn't care then forget him. He doesn't deserve you if he's that oblivious to knowing you like him.
HitList 0
He is an ass, becuase even if they weren't on a date, you don't ask someone to lay and watch the stars with you and then just leave and snog someone else!
HitList 0
Number #47 is a complete asshole!
thatoneguy1123 0
I wonder if he got that other girl wet if ya know what I mean