Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I went on a romantic date to the mountains to look a stars with a boy I just met. We started kissing and he stopped, asking if it was rude for him to take me home now. After getting dropped off, he texted me saying we could never do that again and we should never talk about it. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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kerrygirl 13
dont worry he sounds like an ass
inkedshadow 0
its odd...it seems like every normal girl seems to like guys who are just jackasses. i dont understand that at all... FYL =(
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amaranthphantom 0
just be like "...yeah, i'm gonna go now" or if you're feeling more confrontational "wtf?? You invited me to watch the stars with you and then you start this shit???" then slap him.
NorfolkDude 2
I think you missed it....
sublime93 0
Oh no, your clothes got wet?! And he kissed another girl! Omg fyl!! No. Get over it.
yourtinystar 0
This is so random my brain is aching. Srsly, if any douchebag boy does that then you wouldn't have wanted him any way. Go find someone worth your time. Also, laying in wet grass, watching the stars alone, while knowing your "date" is making out with someone else your own damn fault. I'da punched him in the throat and gtfo. But to each her own, I suppose. :x
epicfailburger 0
she got wet, better than nothing
pplrretards 0
why were you wet?
freylero 5
The OP lives in a part of Norway where it rains often and snows in the winter....
snb46 0
hahai know I was wondering the sane thing!!!
lila_love_93 0
omg thats so sad. i'm so sorry. rejection is the worst thing. for it to be so blatant must really suck. =(
screwtaylor 0
I think the ground was wet from her womanly juices. I guess she thought she was gonna get some action in the grass so she got overly horny. Instead the other girl got more action. Poor you, OP.
ImSoSloth 0
You're ****** in the head, man.
FarSide 23
In contrast to #1, No, you SHOULD worry. Sucks to be an idiot like you.
Shshsh 0
I agree
dummydory 4
Thats not nice of him. But maybe he thought of you as a friend and you were probably the one thinking that it was something more than that. But he is still mean for leaving you like that. But hey look at the bright side, at least you won't be a jackass's girlfriend.
justmeagirl 0
If I was hanging out with a friend [esp. one I knew liked me, but even if not], I would NEVER ditch them to go hook up with someone! What's happened to social grace?