Anonymous
United States
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
emma_waters23
Long Beach, United States
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Jerry01
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Doggos 4 Life
Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
I ain't no hollaback girl
Today, I was walking my dog when a car slowed down, and a guy leaned out of the window, then yelled, "Hey, nice dog!" Naturally, I turned to reply, "Thank you!" only to find that the guy had no intention of complimenting me at all. He had been talking to the dog the entire time. FML
thedogwalker
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
PicklesMcRaptor
Miami, United States
Bad boy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hey you
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a cute guy jogging towards me. I tried to look cool and gave him a smile. At that exact moment, my dog stopped to poop directly on my shoe. The guy jogged past without breaking stride and muttered, “Perfect timing.” FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Oh, hi Mark!
Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Anonymous
Bowling Green, United States
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Whatever
Doggy dog world
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
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Minorchord 4
I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...
BitterJaded 0
If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.
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Comments (139)
LuxLisbon_fml 0
Oh God, can people PLEASE stop saying 'this isn't an FML?' It's on the website, therefore it's an FML. It's a mildly unfortunate, embarrassing situation which the author chose to share with us for our amusement. What would constitute an FML in your books? How depressing would this site be if it was full of anecdotes about GENUINELY ****** lives - I don't know, suicide attempts and fatal illnesses and so forth? I understand there are many FMLs on here concerning very serious situations, but they're written with a humorous/poignant angle. Come on, I don't think the author actually thinks his life is ****** because of a verbal slip-up.
JimJ123 0
#93, I do that all the time as well. I'm also bad about saying it in response to people wishing me happy birthday. On a slight variation, I work at a motel and I'm used to people saying "Thanks" when I give them their key, so much so that I've been known to say "You're welcome" even when they don't say "Thanks".
K2snow 0
i accidentally do the "you too" thing when it isn't necessary on an almost daily basis. i also do the: me: "hey how are you?" other person: "i'm good how are you?" me: "pretty good, you?"
LeftHanded_fml 0
Don't worry. I did this once but it was my birthday. Person: Happy Birthday. Me: You too. It just happens.
Balmah 0
ASUHSUHASUASUH sounds like something I would do
golfcrzy 0
u need to eleaborate. did she have a dog? did she look like a dog? are u an idiot?
Mc_No_Lovin 0
Idiot indeed and this is straight from Brian Regan stand up.
itscrazyoutthere 0
i do this all the time. like not even thinking. haha so don't feel bad
Skinny89 0
People do that where I work too. I work at a movie theater, and I'll say "enjoy the show" and they'll reply "you too"
RayDay 0
wow.........why are these FMLs getting so lame?