Anonymous
United States
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
emma_waters23
Long Beach, United States
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Jerry01
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Doggos 4 Life
Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
I ain't no hollaback girl
Today, I was walking my dog when a car slowed down, and a guy leaned out of the window, then yelled, "Hey, nice dog!" Naturally, I turned to reply, "Thank you!" only to find that the guy had no intention of complimenting me at all. He had been talking to the dog the entire time. FML
thedogwalker
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
PicklesMcRaptor
Miami, United States
Bad boy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hey you
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a cute guy jogging towards me. I tried to look cool and gave him a smile. At that exact moment, my dog stopped to poop directly on my shoe. The guy jogged past without breaking stride and muttered, “Perfect timing.” FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Oh, hi Mark!
Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Anonymous
Bowling Green, United States
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Whatever
Doggy dog world
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
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Minorchord 4
I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...
BitterJaded 0
If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.
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Dallas_fml 0
Yeah.. hate it when that happens.
tko 0
i'da laughed if she was walking her cat (no, i've never seen anyone walk a cat, but still...) and you said "nice pussy"
StrikerBwF 0
Meh it happens to everyone I guess... each time I go to the restaurant when I get handed out my order, she says Have a Good meal! I always so thanks you too!
laurynicolee 0
that sucks! aha
chea_chea 0
Haha, happens to the best of us. I usually find out that jobs in customer service tend to make it worse, I used to work at the front of a pharmacy and when customers told me to have a good day I'd say "thanks, you too" if I hadn't already said it...I started saying it out of context more often but I began catching myself and it's now a rare occurance. You work in customer service by any chance? LOL
kellster 2
Haha, I do that all time! Especially to servers bringing my meal - "enjoy your meal!" "thanks, you too!" and check-in people in airports - "enjoy your flight!" "thanks, you too!" Lol.
lolwut_fail 0
And then you say, "that's right bitch" when she looks at you oddly. Then just walk away.
Atropos_fml 0
When my grandpa called to wish me happy birthday, I said "Happy birthday!" right back. Does that mean my life is ******, too? Seriously, how in the hell did this get through? You did what pretty much everyone does at least once in their life.
BeautyAndBrains 0
Meh...This could happen to anyone. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
pleasetryagain 0
NOT AN FML.