Anonymous
United States
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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emma_waters23
Long Beach, United States
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Jerry01
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Doggos 4 Life
Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
I ain't no hollaback girl
Today, I was walking my dog when a car slowed down, and a guy leaned out of the window, then yelled, "Hey, nice dog!" Naturally, I turned to reply, "Thank you!" only to find that the guy had no intention of complimenting me at all. He had been talking to the dog the entire time. FML
thedogwalker
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
PicklesMcRaptor
Miami, United States
Bad boy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hey you
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a cute guy jogging towards me. I tried to look cool and gave him a smile. At that exact moment, my dog stopped to poop directly on my shoe. The guy jogged past without breaking stride and muttered, “Perfect timing.” FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Oh, hi Mark!
Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Anonymous
Bowling Green, United States
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Whatever
Doggy dog world
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
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Minorchord 4
I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...
BitterJaded 0
If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.
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reallywhyme 0
I understand your problem, impulsively I say you too to after a person makes a remark such as the one you had. I think on accident, I may have said "you too" to a person who I was speaking with who was helping me find work whose line of work was to assist people with finding employment. I believe the conversation went similar to this. Her: Good luck find work, I hope it all works out Me: You too.. lol, we live and we learn from our mistakes. It doesn't hurt to laugh at ourselves every ones in a while either. :D
Michelleabelle 0
Hahahhaha, I do this ALL the time. Like I'll be at a restaurant and she waiter/waitress will be like, "Enjoy your meal!" Then I'll be like, "You too!" Ohh man :P
wrift 0
ugh i always do that when ppl say gl
nschaaf 0
me too 109
that_guy321 2
Brian Reagan FTW?
ACDCfan 0
Look up "involuntary 'you too'" on urbandictionary. I do it all the time.
bound4broadway28 0
Aww, that sucks. It's okay though because it happens to everyone its just the brains immediate response when someone compliments you to say it back. I've done it tons of times. great fml
uzupocky 0
It's okay, I work at a movie theatre, and I can't tell you how many times people have responded "You too!" after I've said "Enjoy your movie!" Nothing to be embarrassed about.
ashleyy_fml 0
My life story, hahahahah. I do that ALL the time. #114, true statement, hahaha
Rainbow_Monkey 0
Hah, that's funny. I do that all the time. At a restaurant, the waitress said "Enjoy your meal", and I've responded with "You too" ... It's pretty embarassing but not FML worthy.