Animals: Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards...

By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By furryfriend - 16/09/2014 18:46 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 23:15 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, a dog attacked me. Its owner, instead of apologizing and helping me, said it was my own fault for making it think I was an attacker by running past them. We were on a jogging track. FML

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By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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schwancy 2

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:15

Even if it had been a dog about to attack; screaming would have only made the situation worse.

squirell_AIDS69 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:20

That puppy still could have wrecked your shit for all you know!

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dt520 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:13

thats how 99% of dogs look when they want to play.

cowboyy_fml 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:27

wow are u a boy or a girl? and I understand what happened unlesss u knew it was a puppy all along..

urdirtyolduncle 15

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:08

stop making excuses for not exercising again. next thing you know flying pigeons are going to give you a heart attack :)

BogJuan 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 13:56

lol

hideyoself 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:42

that puppy better recognize

usmcwagner 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:51

epic fail

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:53

YDI for being dumb

BogJuan 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 13:54

lol @ 27 Thanks, I needed that.

slushyslime 7

Monday 7 February 2011 6:54

PUSSY

starrpower 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:59

YDI for being a dumbass

rainbow222 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 9:07

Once my dog got out of her harness and chased after a jogger! But he caught her instead of cowardly screaming! Lolz!

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