Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
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myxcure 2
You didn't take your purse with you?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.
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Comments (182)
lonely_heart_89 6
At least you know who did it.
meredithxjane 0
whyd you leave your purse with a stranger?
annonomusCG 0
WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU TAKE YOUR BAG IDIOT. DON'T TRUST DO EASILY. YOU DONT KNOW THIS DUDE.
barbiiee_fml 0
who the hell leaves their purse unattended ?! idiot!
BillClinton_fml 0
lol at how much of a loser that guy was
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
130- And how exactly is "getting your revenge" by setting his car on fire or stealing his property going to correct these flaws you refuse to over look but are full willing to participate in? Good luck changing the worlds problems with notion. ha! Maybe your energy would be put to better use in correcting your flaws like caring way too much about your belonging then you do your character. I choose to act civilized when those around me revert to animalistic behaviors like you are now.
tiffany1108 0
you should've definitely taken your purse with you, especially since you had never met this guy
soprecious225 0
who leaves their purse with a stranger????
danx900 7
that ******.
Slipknot666Maggo 0
this is why I dot use purses. ydi.