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By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 12:33 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML

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By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By Rebeccs - 14/08/2022 20:00 - Canada

Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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mikara 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:15

omg attack of the baby rabbits xD

Livzii 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:15

I bet it was scared of the screaming human

Comments

IndiRae 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:18

Rabbits are ******* terrifying. Have you not seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? There's no shame here.

GraceKathryn97 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:51

OH MY GOD! That movie is beast!!!! That rabbit scared me to death...haha epic!

HolyHandGrenade 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:11

That rabbit didn't scare me... I even killed it.

GraceKathryn97 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:27

Haha "JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!" lol

kkmwong 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:19

It's only Thumper!

drealmorales 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:19

Bugs bunny!!

V19Spartan 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:20

I'm hunting wabbits

springbok_fml 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:23

what was your husbands reaction? tackle the rabbit?

rottentomatoes 7

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:23

I heard that sometimes they rave..

eurekaroy 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:24

I bet that rabbit was in it's yard talking to someone and saw you shuffling and ran to it's rabbit hole and came threw the screen door ..... 0_o .. Or not.