Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
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Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
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invisibledamage 2
LMAO what the hell? Seriously??? I smell a pay-raise!!
lmaoatyourlife 0
First FML to make me laugh in months!!!! FYL though, thats going to be awkward!!!
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Comments (75)
pepsie_fml 0
this is a svore. ur boss. money. lol ydi for saying it!
Hockeylover87_71 0
wow this is without a doubt the funniest thing I've heard all day
nater535 7
Lol. Classic boss and employee relationship. Good going haha. Fyl though. That must of been an awkward talk. :(
Anyoniemous 0
Hey, Whats the FML about?? You could probably get a big discount off him!
Softballsam11 0
You "accidentally" wrote love you?
Softballsam11 0
Ate you the secretary?
kopboy1 0
maybe he was joking?
drethereason 0
sexual harassment suit!
jdeshnerx3 0
how do you accidentally say I love you?
thisisothercase 0
i say accept it, just for the money you could get..