Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym trying out the rowing machine. On my first pull, I leaned too far back, lost my balance, and launched myself straight off the seat. I landed on the mat behind me while people around me pretended not to laugh. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
Today, at the gym I loaded way too much weight on the bench press. Halfway through my set, I got stuck with the bar on my chest, squealing like a squeezed rubber duck until a stranger rescued me. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
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Top comments
simonsaysYDI 8
At least someone helped you. "I was stuck there for the rest of the day," would have been pretty terrible =P
WCARlover 35
Wheres the "you don't say?" meme when you need it? Haha
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Comments (92)
SadIife 6
Agh don't worry. It happens to the best of us!
sarahjacquelyn 3
Maybe time for a new job?!
kandi_kid69 15
17- New job? I don't know if I'm missing something here but the FML says nothing of a job.
MuseFan1991 14
i think that comment is referring to the next fml about some kid OP taught to swim becoming his/her boss
Enslaved 38
Stay away from the spin classes!
Trisha_aus 15
Concentrate. Concentrate! Do. Not. Laugh. No laughing when you're exercising
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for listening to Dane Cook while working out. He's one funny ************. *intentionally trolls Sirin* *awaits banhammer*
Sirin_fml 47
Well now, I will just send his fans to another trauma bay. P.S. I wrote you out of my will.
SirEBC 7
More for me, mother *******.
DocBastard 40
Sirin, Boners already left me his butt-plug collection when he died, so I already have everything I need.
Sirin_fml 47
Shit.
janerose21 3
I did my bestttt lol
Lauren324 18
Pay attention next time!
SevenMillionTons 4
Row row row your boat gently down the... *thud*
obviousboy 8
Adam carolla podcast?
coffeechick68 1
Sorry I laughed, I would totally do this too. Id do this whether or not I was laughing at something I was listening to. Im the type to trip over air. Hope nothing more than your pride was hurt.
Andrew910 5
Was the podcast just as funny when you were dangling off the machine?