Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Overenthusiastic
Today, I was at the gym trying out the rowing machine. On my first pull, I leaned too far back, lost my balance, and launched myself straight off the seat. I landed on the mat behind me while people around me pretended not to laugh. FML
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
No control over my limbs
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Hey good lookin'
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Namaste
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
Don't mind me
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML
Work it out
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
You OK, bro?
Today, at the gym I loaded way too much weight on the bench press. Halfway through my set, I got stuck with the bar on my chest, squealing like a squeezed rubber duck until a stranger rescued me. FML
Routine
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
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simonsaysYDI 8
At least someone helped you. "I was stuck there for the rest of the day," would have been pretty terrible =P
WCARlover 35
Wheres the "you don't say?" meme when you need it? Haha
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letorion 1
Admit it, it was the Joe Rogan Experience!
ICastillo 25
Joe Rogan sucks at comedy.
babybabybabynoo 0
I'm sorry, but that is really funny :)
loginword123 0
I moderated this…I feel so accomplished!
MrLadyDelicious 4
Shit happens personally I'd be glad I didn't break anything. Knowing my luck I'd have two broken ankles. O.O Best of luck next time laughing lol ^.^
bieberfreak18 0
What could possibly have been that funny ?
angelinaanimerg 7
One time someone texted me something funny and i fell of the treeadmill. :) i feel ya. Its embarrassing but i laughed it off
austin101123 3
You couldn't lift yourself up? If you want to be a kayaker you are going to have to be stronger. You deserve it (YDI).
RedmontFief 7
Rowing and kayaking are two completely different things. Rowing is more competitive and you generally have to exercise and practice way more.
meb123hazel 21
If you are using an indoor rowing machine (in the rowing world they are called ergs) you use your legs much more than your arms, if you are doing it correctly. So kayaking has nothing to do with this, as you solely your arms while kayaking
quinnjernas 2
That happened to me...my coach had to help me up but I thought it was funny when it happened
thiscrazything 1
Today, I was relaxing and leaning back in my chair reading FML on my iPhone, I read an FML that made me laugh so hard that, oh, never mind............
shawnaishere 14
I bet the fall was funnier than the funny situation you were laughing about in the first place.