Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
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Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day at work. I woke up when someone gently tapped my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see people smiling at me. I'd been snoring so loud that the conductor had said, “Please wake Sleeping Beauty up, this is the last stop.” I had drooled on my tie and missed my actual stop by an hour. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, my brother and I took an hour long train home. I'd got up early, so I dozed a little bit in the train. I woke up to people looking at me at me. Thinking I slayed my outfit or something, my brother sent me a 5 minute video of me snoring so damn loud with my ugly mouth hanging open, and other passengers laughing. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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Top comments
delichick 27
Dont worry. 1. Its not like youre gonna see any of those people again. 2. Why should their opinion matter? And 3. Its not like you were the only one in the history of mankind who has done that, Im sure everyone has woken themselves up snoring.
hilamonster06 21
Well I guess that's better than having bad gas and having that recycled through the air systems for everyone to enjoy, that would be way more embarrassing than sawing some logs in your sleep. Don't worry about what everyone else though, you're better than they are anyway.
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Comments (26)
maikeru1979 23
were you flying home from Minnesota? and don't worry this has happened to me as well
tbro47 23
Been there, done that on multiple occasions. Once in the back of a classroom when I was sick and couldn't breathe through my nose. Woke up to stares and laughter. Be thankful that at least you didn't know the people around you and won't have to see them again. Though my class forgot about it the next day anyway. It was more about my own embarrassment than anything.
KeatonHanson 28
I'm impressed that you fell asleep that easily on a plane
RosaMaravillosa 10
I'm not sure this is really fml material.... everybody snores to some degree and especially if you sleep in an odd position. don't worry, I think everyone has woken themselves up at one moment or other
species4872 20
Should have gone back to sleep. that would have stuffed them.
heatherrr17 19
A lot of people snore, i talk in my sleep sometimes.
PositiveX 4
That means you are tired, don't be embarrassed about it.
Shay_Shay97 23
I hate people like that. Snoring so loud that it could wake the dead. Damn.
pancakessdsjsn 17
That's pretty bad, OP!