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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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Negging

By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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emt430 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:22

Dude I've tripped and squashed her boob. It's all good you can at the least apologize and hug her

flute88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 8:00

My boyfriend's done that to me a bunch of times. But then, my boyfriend only has one eye and no depth perception....

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drainyou123 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:48

Smooth move m/ o.o m/

drainyou123 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:50

Smooth move!! m/ o.o m/

xLethalJessx 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:28

Aww don't feel bad, once i was at the store with my bf, and when he went to put his arm behind my seat to back out, he accidentally hit me in the face. I forgave him, and i still love him to death

titanic12beth 0

Friday 1 January 2010 19:27

that happened to me...it's no big deal, you laugh about it and then put your arm around her again! (:

TheParawhore 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:24

:o fail

PurpleLlamas 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:26

lol yeah I did that to my girlfriend once and I told her what I meant and she laughed. and she and I are married now. two years!!

raider27 7

Wednesday 25 May 2011 8:23

I've always been afraid of this. Definitely a F-her-life

Friaza 29

Thursday 28 July 2011 1:01

YDI it for elbowing people in the face... ...Just kidding

jonathanbwls74 0

Friday 5 August 2011 12:59

Thats your chance to ask "can I kiss you better?"

jsutc18 4

Tuesday 20 December 2011 13:32

I went on a date with a guy the other day that did the exact same thing :S Was actually pretty funny. We couldn't stop laughing all day.

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