Anon
Canada
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
soomeone
United States
Romantic move
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
oops
Victoria, Canada
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Ryan746
United States
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
PleaseDontHateMe
Stony Plain, Canada
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
thekriss
Paris, France
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
James
United States
Hanging
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
heartbreakkid21
United States
Let down
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
f*ck
United States
Negging
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Joe Smooth move
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
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emt430 0
Dude I've tripped and squashed her boob. It's all good you can at the least apologize and hug her
flute88 0
My boyfriend's done that to me a bunch of times. But then, my boyfriend only has one eye and no depth perception....
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linkinpark98 24
Someone's not getting laid...
anniv123 0
That's happened to me but I was standing really close to a wall so he elbowed me in the face and I threw my head back, hit the wall and got a concussion...
TheCamoWulf 17
That's happened to me! (I got elbowed in the face by my boyfriend) D:
trudybable 2
hahaha! my bf always does stuff like that :P but FYL not a good first impression
iluffmcrandbvb 1
Am I the only one who remembers Danisnotonfire making a YouTube video about this?
martinez121797 15
How is that even possible
Vladash 14
OUCH XD
Suaria 38
I elbow/punch my boyfriend a lot. Usually he's just ow that hurts and then I baby him. So it generally turns out well.